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Sunday, September 8, 2013

Carlos Danger Man (with apologies to Johnny Rivers)

[To the tune of "Secret Agent Man"; original lyrics here.]

There's a man whose name is Carlos Danger
Says everyone he meets there's no one stranger
With every tweet he makes, it's Huma's heart he breaks
Odds are he won't win the vote tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
Those single digit numbers belong to your campaign

Beware of sending pretty women sexts
You never know what web site gets them next
Ah, be careful what you tweet
Or you'll prove yourself a creep
Odds are you won't win the vote tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
Those single digit numbers belong to your campaign

              [Lead guitar]

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
Those single digit numbers belong to your campaign

A friend of Hill and Bill, yeah, you were one day
An embarrassment to all your friends the next day
Oh, you're such a laughingstock
For texting pictures of your cock
Odds are we get rid of you tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
Those puny little numbers belong to your campaign

              Carlos Danger man!