Carlos Danger Man (with apologies to Johnny Rivers)

[To the tune of "Secret Agent Man"; original lyrics here.]

There's a man whose name is Carlos Danger

Says everyone he meets there's no one stranger

With every tweet he makes, it's Huma's heart he breaks

Odds are he won't win the vote tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man

Those single digit numbers belong to your campaign

Beware of sending pretty women sexts

You never know what web site gets them next

Ah, be careful what you tweet

Or you'll prove yourself a creep

Odds are you won't win the vote tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man

Those single digit numbers belong to your campaign

              [Lead guitar]

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man

Those single digit numbers belong to your campaign

A friend of Hill and Bill, yeah, you were one day

An embarrassment to all your friends the next day

Oh, you're such a laughingstock

For texting pictures of your cock

Odds are we get rid of you tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man

Those puny little numbers belong to your campaign

              Carlos Danger man!